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Another Victoria’s Secret Fashion show has come and gone, which along with the M&Ms “they do exist” commercial, means that the holiday season is truly upon us. Although if this year’s show was any indication of the winter merriment to come, than things are not look good.
My VS show verdict? lamesauce. The sets were less winter wonderland and more spring break nightmare. I mean I know it’s Miami but still, this is a holiday event, people! And I don’t know if it was the poor music choices, but a lot of the models emerged with a less than stellar strut. Chris Brown - With You? I mean, maybe I’m secretly obsessed with this song, but it doesn’t lend itself well to any signature walks.
Some other thoughts…
This just in - even the world’s most beautiful women have stretch marks! I mean, not many, but they’re there if you spend a long time looking at high resolution photos checking for flaws. Check out that thigh.
I’m loving Alessandra Ambrosio these days. She seems to have a little extra something going on in the tummy and thigh area which is always nice to see in a model.
Who are you mysterious banged girl, and more importantly who did your fabulous makeup?
Heidi, we love you. You have a killer wink, a cute accent, you’re not afraid of slightly left field sexual humor, and you’re married to Seal, but this year you were lookin’ a little on the frump side. I think it’s time for fashion’s favourite Bratwurst lover to hang up her wings and take her last walk. It’s time to pass the lacy, push-up torch onto another girl.
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